{"id":71,"date":"2006-04-19T22:34:10","date_gmt":"2006-04-20T06:34:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/2006\/04\/19\/passing-gas\/"},"modified":"2006-04-19T22:34:10","modified_gmt":"2006-04-20T06:34:10","slug":"passing-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"passing gas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img align=\"left\" alt=\"Exxon CEO\" title=\"Exxon CEO\" src=\"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/img\/exxonceo.jpg\" \/>Oh, just shut the f*ck up. That&#8217;s what I say to those wailing and beating their chests these days about skyrocketing gas prices. Put a lid on it. Stop driving. Buy a hybrid. Use public transpo. Of course, it&#8217;s easy for me to say. I work at home.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of working, Exxon&#8217;s CEO\/COO\/whatever just got a <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/GMA\/story?id=1841989\">$400 Million +<\/a> severance package for retiring. Which begs the question, what did he make for actually <em>working? <\/em>Not enough, apparently, since prices were kept relatively low &#8217;til he left. I think. Anyway, I say charge $10 per gallon for gas. Then apply the $6-7 surcharge to alternative fuel development.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, just shut the f*ck up. That&#8217;s what I say to those wailing and beating their chests these days about skyrocketing gas prices. Put a lid on it. Stop driving. Buy a hybrid. Use public transpo. Of course, it&#8217;s easy for me to say. I work at home. Speaking of working, Exxon&#8217;s CEO\/COO\/whatever just got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bornia.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}