george carlin hates you

George CarlinI caught a bit of George Carlin’s standup recently on HBO. Jesus Christ, is that man bitter. The whole thing consisted of variations on “People are assholes.” Nitwits, jerkoffs, you name it, we’re it. Or wait, he did mention something about “audience members excluded.”

What a bitter freak.

I suppose there’s an audience for this crap… Who doesn’t enjoy a good humanity-bashing rant now and then? I’m just not sure if he ever was, actually, funny. I do seem to recall laughing at his stuff, years ago… But maybe I’m mistaken? See, that’s what being a hater will get you, George. I guess somewhere along the line, your cup runneth over. With bile. And I know, it’s all our fault.