Apparently there’s a really famous hunter, a hunter’s hunter, a gunman’s gunman, who writes about this stuff, and who recently made the career-ending mistake of calling assault rifles “terrorist guns.”

And when I say career ending, I mean he’s over, apparently losing endorsements, syndications, the whole lot. An NRA lynching. Because they know. Oh, they know. It’s this kind of all-or-nothing idiocracy that makes the NRA so lovable. I mean, they’re called ASSAULT RIFLES… Pretty safe to say, people who use them to “hunt” are either terrible shots or doing something other than food-gathering. Really, it’s okay to give an inch, people. And no, we’re not gonna pry anything from your cold, dead hands. Enjoy.