Good God, y’all. Now we have chimps using weapons. What next? Chimps starting religions?

I think Mr. Mothersbaugh said it best:

The tell us that / we lost our tails
evolving up / from little snails.
I say it’s all / just wind in sails.
Are we not men?

The bad news: These farking dickwad ‘Panzees are using their tools “to jab at smaller primates.” Christ.