Thank God for hubris and power-drunkenness… You can only push things so far, and President Dick (et al) certainly pushed and pushed. And pushed.

Last month the electorate pushed back, setting the stage for the grownups (Baker & Co.) to step in today and lay some smackdown. No, we will not “Stay The Course,” like you your man said, over and over. No, we are not “winning,” Iraq is a f*cking nightmare, quite possibly the worst Military misstep in US History (as predicted by Cheney himself, not so long ago). The US military, in fact, confirmed that it’d take a hell of a lot more to get the job done right, years earlier. Way to keep that a secret, BTW.

Oh, Dick. Now your Godless, undeserving-of-marriage daughter has the nerve to stuff a bun in her lesbo oven, something that surely will make for some awkward introductions around the ol’ holiday dinner table, in years to come. It can’t have been worth it.